Hello Sailormoon and Batman here. We have arrived on this fair planet and bring you greetings and messages of love. We'd like to tell you our story so you all may get to know how wonderful and super we are;

'Hello, I've just come from the moon! I've recently found out that my mother is queen of the moon. I have been sent down to the earth to protect you, so fear not! Sailormoon is here! I am enjoying earth so far, though it is not as good as the moon. I have gathered together a merry band of sailors to help me fight against the megaverse (the baddies). The rules are; dress modestly, holy segregation, in bed by 12, eat what you are given (no complaining), be completely selfless, love everyone (except the megaverse, they must be destroyed), and no talking past 11 o'clock in the bedroom otherwise suffer the wrath of Action-man ('the greatest hero of them all').

'Citizens of Gotham, the Caped Crusader has arrived. I first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939. And have since become, along with Superman and Spider-Man, one of the world's most recognized superheroes. I was co-created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, although only Kane receives official credit for my character. My secret identity is Bruce Wayne, billionaire industrialist and philanthropist. Witnessing the murder of my parents as a child has lead me to train myself to the peak of physical and intellectual perfection, don a costume, and fight crime. Unlike most superheroes, I do not possess any superhuman powers or abilities; I makes use of intellect, detective skills, technology, and physical prowess in the war on crime.


And now, some quotes;
From Batman:
Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
Batman: "Easily."
Robin: "Easily."
Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
Robin: "Thank you."
Batman: "You're welcome."

Robin: "Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!"
Batman: "I wasn't scared in the least."
Robin: "Not at all?"
Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?" Robin: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!"
Batman: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."

Robin: "Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!"
Batman: "True. You owe your life to dental hygiene."

Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman."
Batman: "You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into."

Robin: "That's an impossible shot, Batman."
Batman: "That's a negative attitude, Robin."

From Sailormoon:
Luna (about Serena): "You know why she eats so much? It takes alot of fuel to run that motor mouth!"

Luna: "Serena?! Why are you such a wimp?!"

Serena(crying):"I'm not a wimp...! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Serena: "Oh, math is too hard! It's as easy as figuring out the Moon Light Night! Uh-uh! Can't do it!"

Serena: "I can sing for you, Lita, but....that might make you feel worse..."

Serena's Mom: "You can be whatever you wanna be.., as long as you don't borrow my clothes."

SHARINGS:
Looking for one cat, talking and the colour of black. Preferably of the moon.